My true life Scott McCall is going to fucking Neramata for a week and I don't know what to do with myself because without her around to be like "YES TRAIN ROBBERS IN A THREESOME!" and "STORIES ABOUT SAD PEOPLE SPONTANEOUSLY TURNING INTO LION CUBS ARE ABSOLUTELY ACCEPTABLE," I have to do shit like clean and pack and think about scabies ( Read more... )

THREE SENTENCE AU MEME
Give me pairings (or characters). Give me AU settings. I will write you three-sentence fics.